1. 10:31 30th Jul 2014

    Notes: 23

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  2. 10:21

    Notes: 7565

    Reblogged from shebelievesinabeauty

    misscoiner:

Ciao Bella!

    misscoiner:

    Ciao Bella!

    (Source: retrogirly)

     
  3. 10:12

    Notes: 470

    Reblogged from shebelievesinabeauty

    (Source: nearlyvintage)

     
  4. 10:02

    Notes: 279382

    Reblogged from ghostington

    tkaur25:

whatisthecat:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

jethrocane:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
I BOUGHT IT
MONTHS AGO
TRIED IT ONCE
I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE
IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER
IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 
IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT
AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
I READ THE DIRECTIONS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT
I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE
TURNS OUT
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST
WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)
IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW
AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)
AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS
AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM
IT WAS A MIRACLE 
THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST
IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING
AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME
AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY
THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

YO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THING
THAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT ALSO A NIGHTMARE LIKE
THIS IS ME JUST BEFORE WENT OUT THE WHOLE DAY

HELL YEAH I FELT HELLA CUTE AND POWERFUL RIGHT THIS IS THE POWER RED LIPSTICK HAS ON ME
WELL LATER I RETURN HOME AND CHANGE GLASSES AND WOWIE IT’S STILL THERE AWESOME

THEN JUST FOR SCIENCE I DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH IT OKAY
I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE THIS

AND THEN AGAIN FOR SCIENCE, I DIDN’T RUB IT OFF AT THE SHOWER JUST TO SEE IF IT WAS WATERPROOF TOO AND

I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WOULD THAT HAVE LASTED IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF AFTER THAT PHOTO BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MUST BE MADE OF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES I ACCEPT NO OTHER EXPLANATION

You can take it off with baby oil.

    tkaur25:

    whatisthecat:

    ninthdoctorsbutt:

    jethrocane:

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF

    I BOUGHT IT

    MONTHS AGO

    TRIED IT ONCE

    I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE

    IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER

    IT GOT ON EVERYTHING 

    IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY

    I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT

    AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN

    I READ THE DIRECTIONS

    AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT

    I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE

    TURNS OUT

    YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST

    WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

    COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)

    IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW

    AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)

    AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS

    AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM

    IT WAS A MIRACLE 

    THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST

    IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

    IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING

    AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT

    NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME

    AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY

    THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING

    YO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THING

    THAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT ALSO A NIGHTMARE LIKE

    THIS IS ME JUST BEFORE WENT OUT THE WHOLE DAY

    HELL YEAH I FELT HELLA CUTE AND POWERFUL RIGHT THIS IS THE POWER RED LIPSTICK HAS ON ME

    WELL LATER I RETURN HOME AND CHANGE GLASSES AND WOWIE IT’S STILL THERE AWESOME

    THEN JUST FOR SCIENCE I DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH IT OKAY

    I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE THIS

    AND THEN AGAIN FOR SCIENCE, I DIDN’T RUB IT OFF AT THE SHOWER JUST TO SEE IF IT WAS WATERPROOF TOO AND

    I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WOULD THAT HAVE LASTED IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF AFTER THAT PHOTO BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MUST BE MADE OF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES I ACCEPT NO OTHER EXPLANATION

    You can take it off with baby oil.

     
  5. 09:53

    Notes: 347

    Reblogged from diamondsanddelrey

    marina + red

    (Source: marinaismydiamond)

     
  6. 09:44

    Notes: 75082

    Reblogged from themochagoddess

    (Source: yngridfamoous)

     
  7. 09:34

    Notes: 7113

    Reblogged from deathrock

    John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

    (Source: vintagegal)

     
  8. 09:25

    Notes: 344

    Reblogged from sanvonzombie

    gameraboy:

    Rita Hayworth in Cover Girl (1944).

     
  9. 09:15

    Notes: 4437

    Reblogged from ghostoflalonde

    (Source: theguiltshow)

     
  10. 09:06

    Notes: 2323

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